BREAKING: Tech giants unveil smart toaster

A smart toaster: the iToaster, Windows Toaster 8, and Google Toast image picture toast
Apple, Microsoft, et Google sunt denudantis iudicia consilia captiosus toasters. Compararim – hoc est ingens.

ALIQUO in California — In a attonitus series revelationum qui convertit tech mundi super caput eius, a tria de tech gigantes nuntiata consilia acri toaster. Apple, Microsoft, and Google held launch parties this weekend for a series of new devices. Hunc iuro fortem notario Attendi omnes tres.

Lets 'take a inviso.

Mea 2013 MLB predictions

Baseball – quite possibly the greatest thing invented by humanity.

It’s that time of year. Lush green grass, clay-red warning track and infield, pristine white bases, sizzling hot dogs, icy slushies, the crack of wood. Baseball season.

And today’s opening day. Dato, there’s only one game today, but it counts. (Most teamsfirst game of the season is tomorrow, April 1st.) Regardless, today is a great day for all baseball fans, including me.

Background info: there are 30 teams in the MLB (major league baseball), and each plays 162 games in the regular season. The teams are split into 6 divisions of 5 teams each. The teams in each division with the most wins, magis 4 wild-card teams, move on to the playoffs.

Many baseball fans and expertsincluding metake this time to predict how many games each team will win this season, as well as which team willwintheir division. Sunt 2,430 games in the regular season, so we just concern ourselves with that for now. Playoff stuff comes later.

I’m a big baseball fan, so I figure this year I’ll chime in with my predictions and picks for who wins the division. I’m just a humble fannot even close to an expertso take my predictions with a grain of salt.

I’ve written down how I think each team will do (wins/losses), plus some analysis that’s loaded with baseball jargon. Avoid the analysis if you don’t know too much about baseball. Remember that the top team in every division (rank 1) gets to move on to the playoffs, so everyone is fighting for that spot.

Et, without further ado, my predictions & picks.

hathix.com’s second birthday & year in review

happy birthday cake elephant box cartoon
That’s one lucky elephant.

hathix.com is finishing up its 2nd year of existence. As has become traditionem, Im 'faciens a blog stipes quatenus omnia feci in ultimo anno et tollens a inviso quis' in repono pro anno altero.

Reprehendo sicco ANNOTINUS recap – primi – et sequatur me in aliquam potenti et nuntius ex hathix.com 's sophomore anno.

‘Tis the seasonto not visit websites

Here’s an interesting tidbit from the life of a web developer.

, Putares illo populo iturum in penitus cum illa crus novus phone / tabula / toaster acceperunt pro feriatum temporum.

Apparenter, nemo id faciat. Hic 'a inviso novissima mea hits (non Cohors type, Dico numerus salutor ut hathix.com):

hathix visitors graph
Sicut festivo spiritus ascendit, ad visitationes websites descendunt.

Ab eo quod Ive 'seen, videtur esse in omnibus fere app website: Visitationes aut downloads acriter minui durante feriatum temporum. Quid enim suus 'precii, things return right back to normal once the new year begins.

Watch videos and play music with VLC

This is a review of VLC, a free multimedia player for movies and music. Download it here.

Happy holidays! To go along with that DVD of your favorite movie, that CD of your favorite band, et quod turpis tuniculam ex vestri ventus amita, Lorem ipsum dono: VLC!

VLC est liberum, open-source multimedia program for any operating system (Fenestra, Mac, Linux, etiam MAS) quod ludere possit movies, musica, totum novem antemnis. Numquid dixi memoras suus 'solvo?

The future of smartphones

Google Android and Apple iOS fighting
Move over, Android and iOS. You have company.

Nunc, if you want to buy a smartphone you have two main options: iPhone et MAS. If you’re feeling brave, illic 'Fenestra Phone. Non multa varietate.

Omnes, qui est circa mutare.

Hic est annus ad spectaculum dimissus novus, liberum Mauris quis felis operating ratio quæ videntur librabat mutare mundum de Suspendisse potenti – in melius. Lets 'take a inviso.

Ubuntu

Ubuntu, in bacchatur-popularis patefacio-source operating ratio pro computers fuerit diffamant, quod ipsi erant 'iens ut dimittam versionem operating ratio pro Suspendisse potenti. The phones aren’t out yet but folks around the internet say they’re definitely in the works.

Learn Computer Science with Khan Academy

The young man had finished his arduous training period of ten years. The grizzled old man next to him, his tutor, had devoted himself to teaching his pupil the arcane art, an art known only to a select few. Ten years of intense physical labor, deep within the mysterious dungeons and high atop the silver mountains, had finally prepared the battle-scarred young man. He was prepared to unleash his mastery of the dangerous art few knew even existed.

Computer science.