tl;dr – hathix.com had some downtime but my super-helpful host WebHostingHub cleared it up immediately. Auch, I apologize for the fanboyishness – it’s just that WHH is that awesome.
I was recently working with some so-called cutting-edge web programming techniques (parsing JSON using PHP from client requests using JavaScript and jQuery… told you it was gory) und erkannte, Ich brauchte eine neue Version einer Software auf der Server dass hathix lebt.