tl;dr – hathix.com had some downtime but my super-helpful host WebHostingHub cleared it up immediately. Also, I apologize for the fanboyishness – it’s just that WHH is that awesome.
I was recently working with some so-called cutting-edge web programming techniques (analizar JSON con PHP desde las solicitudes de cliente usando JavaScript y jQuery… Te dije que era sangriento) y se dio cuenta Necesitaba una nueva versión de un software en el servidor que vive en hathix.