'Tis säsongen… att inte besöka webbsidor

Here’s an interesting tidbit from the life of a web developer.

Man skulle kunna tro att folk skulle gå på internet med den skinande nya telefon / tablett / brödrost de fick för julhelgen.

Tydligen, ingen gör det. Här är en titt på mina senaste hits (inte bandet typ, Jag menar antalet besökare till hathix.com):

hathix visitors graph
Som julstämning går upp, besök på webbplatser går ner.

Från vad jag har sett, detta verkar vara fallet med ganska mycket varje webbplats och app: besök eller nedladdningar minskar kraftigt under semesterperioden. För vad det är värt, things return right back to normal once the new year begins.

Varför det är häftigt att vara en utvecklare

Studiofibonacci free icon set of ninjas with weapons
Tydligen, these are a bunch of computer programmers.

Ninjas.

That’s what computer programmers are calling themselves nowadays. The profession (if you can even call it that) goes by a litany of none-too-glamorous names, such as developer, programmer, engineer, technician, and more stuff that doesn’t quite make you the most popular guy in the room. Hence, a lot of, han, programmers (for lack of a better word) go by ninja or such. Which I find slightly annoyingyou’re writing code, not killing enemies of the emperor. But I digress.

A slightly radical proposal for schools

I’ve often been asked the questionIf you could be king of the world for a day, what would you do?” First of all, I’d make myself king permanently, but that’s not the point. Here’s my slightly radical proposal that would be the second thing I’d do if I were king for a day.

I’m part of a club that takes out the recycling in our school in the morning. Let me tell you, we collect a lot of paper: if I collect the paper of maybe 15 rooms that haven’t had their paper collected in a few days, I can fill up a whole trash can. Not the small trash cans you have in your house, I mean ones as big as janitors use. That’s a lot.

Yet another rant about Bcc:er

I just got an email addressed to no less than 78 människor, and all 78 people’s email addresses were in the To field. You’d think the sender would put all our emails in the Bcc field since, väl, the recipients don’t really need to know the emails of the other 77 people who got the email. (In its defense, putting all the emails in the To field makes stalking easier, but isn’t that what Facebook’s for?)

I can understand why Cc isn’t that popular: it does the same thing as To, except it carries a different semantic meaning. Most teenagers (and a bunch of adults too) couldn’t care less about the fancy schmancy semantic meaning, so they just use To.