How DO you pronounce “האַטהיקס”?

His name's hathix.
An elephant in a box.

You’d think I get that question a lot, but actually I don’tmost people pronounce it a certain way and are absolutely, positively, sure they’re right. There are so many pronunciations it’s incredible, so who am I to choose theproperone? Let ’em pronounce it however they like, I say.

That being said, the number of pronunciations I hear is borderline ridiculous. Here are the most common ones I’ve heard.

  • HA-dixThe “אַ” sounds like the “אַ” incat”. The “ד” sounds like the “ד” inedit.
  • HAY-thicksPronounced like the two English words.
  • HAH-thicksThe “פון” sounds like the “אַ” inpa.
  • HA-thicksThe “אַ” sounds like the “אַ” incat”.
  • Ha-TICKS The “אַ” sounds like the “אַ” incat”. The second syllable sounds just like the word.
  • Hat-TICKSSimilar to the previous one, except they’re pronounced like two different words.
  • Ha-TEEKSThe “אַ” sounds like the “אַ” incat”.
  • Ha-THICKSThe “אַ” sounds like the “אַ” incat”. Thethsounds like thethinthey”.
  • Hah-thee-EX pronounced almost like די “exis a separate word. You’ll see why some say it this way.

Why that last one, you ask? געזונט, look up whatelephantis in Hindi and you’ll find out why the site is named that way. Quite a find, וואָס איז.

A giraffe
Hey, at least I didn't call it "Jirafix".

סייַ ווי סייַ, what do I think the proper pronunciation is? I say it as HA-thicks, but that’s just me.

טאַקע, pronounce it any way you want. טאַקע.

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  1. With people from so many different backgrounds, I guess, we all have to learn accept different pronunciations of the same wordas long as it sounds even remotely like the pronunciation you have in mind. Personally, I like ‘Hathixa little more than ‘Jirafixor even ‘Hippixfor that matter!

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